The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change.
In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.
I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof, thus building a wall of separation between church and state.
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.