Movie vs. Book: Ella Enchanted

Movie vs. Book: Ella Enchanted

Once upon a time, I discovered a wonderful, wonderful book. Gail Carson Levine’s Ella Enchanted is immerses you in Ella’s world, giving you a best friend as well as an adventure.

Then Hollywood got their hands on it. And THEY RAPED IT.

Below is an off-the-cuff rant I wrote in 2004, before the movie was even released. I watched it a year or so ago when it ran on TV, and I maintain my position–they bastardized a mature, excellent story. They completely killed the ending, which I had imagined in my head a dozen times.

Anyway, here is some of that screaming.

They RAPED Ella Enchanted!!!!!!!!! BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go ahead- watch the trailer. This is NOTHING like the bloody book! They RAPED IT. RAPERAPERAPRAPERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE! *sobs uncontrollably*

This is murder and I shall not stand for it.

What’s the same:

  • Ella herself
  • Lucinda (although I don’t remember her being black)
  • Ella’s Mum?
  • Dame Olga & daughter
  • Prince Char (I likes him vereh much)
  • The book

What has been RAPED:

  • The book TALKS now and has a personality (Eric Idle? Its only hope for survival now)
  • Char has a FANCLUB. Since WHEN?
  • Ella says “cool”
  • She ‘meets an elf and an ogre’? That sounds like she’s going to hang out with them. NO.
  • No centaur
  • Everyone has a British accent but Ella
  • They have ‘Medieval Teen’ magazine?It gets worse.
  • Some duke-ish person wants to kill Char.
  • Ella and co. have to save the kingdom during Char’s coronation.
  • Ella now knows kung-fu.

This is HORRIFIC! It was all RIGHT THERE for them and now it’s been turned into a COMPLETELY different story! I mean, I didn’t particularly like the idea of Anne Hathaway playing Ella, but I could deal with that. *sniffle* I’m going to see it for sexy prince Char and then vomit in the corner for the rape of a fabulous book.

I am NEVER, EVER giving up the rights to any of my books.

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